THE PERFECT GIFT FOR ANYONE WHO IS, MIRACULOUSLY, STILL IN A RELATIONSHIP 

Be prepared and know exactly what not to say when…

… she’s off to book group
… she’s shopping for holiday clothes
… she’s giving birth to your child

What Not to Say to Your Wife is the first book in a brand-new series by comedy-writing duo Jason Hazeley (co-author of the Ladybird Books for Grown-Ups series) and comedy writer Nico Tatarowicz. This compendium of questions and comments you shouldn’t say to your partner in a wide range of critical moments – at your wedding reception, as he’s getting dressed for a fancy do, when you’re at a family reunion – is a hilarious tonic for our times. Fully illustrated with Sarah Sumeray’s dark and witty line-drawings, this book might not make your husband irritate you less, but it might just save your marriage.